Original Article Summary:
In a pearl-clutching exposé, WIRED reports that a group of pro-family, right-leaning organizers in Austin, Texas, are hosting a $10,000-per-person matchmaking event aimed at encouraging couples to marry and have children. The event is part of a broader pronatalist movement, which promotes higher birth rates among certain ideological circles. The article appears deeply concerned that these attendees, who have some conservative and far-right connections, are daring to build families and promote traditional values. It highlights the event’s high price tag, optional on-site weddings, and its ties to a previous pronatalist conference attended by tech and political figures.
Here’s What They Meant To Say
The Horror: People Want Babies
Yes, brace yourselves—some people still believe in marriage and family. WIRED is absolutely scandalized that conservatives are encouraging procreation. Apparently, wanting to have kids and stable relationships is now a subversive act if it’s not filtered through a leftist lens of climate doom and gender fluidity.
$10K for Love? Better Than $200K Gender Studies Degrees
The article sneers at the event’s price tag, but let’s be honest—if leftists can drop six figures on useless degrees and call it empowerment, what’s wrong with investing in finding a spouse and building a family? Oh, right—it’s only acceptable if it doesn’t involve commitment, responsibility, or traditional values.
Marriage Onsite? How Dare They!
WIRED clutches its pearls at the idea of onsite weddings, as if shotgun elopements in Vegas haven’t existed for decades. But when it’s conservatives saying “I do,” suddenly it’s a dystopian Handmaid’s Tale reboot. Spoiler: people voluntarily wanting to marry and have kids isn’t a crisis—it’s what built civilization.
Your Uterus, Their Panic Button
The left can’t stand the idea of people intentionally having children without a state-run daycare waiting at the finish line. The notion that adults might choose to create families rooted in shared values rather than TikTok trends sends progressive journalists into full meltdown mode.
So yes, while liberals are busy telling you the world is ending and babies are a burden, some folks are trying to build families and futures. And that, dear readers, is apparently the most dangerous idea of all.