Crypto Crimes? Who Cares, Right?

Apr 13, 2025 | Wired

Crypto Crimes? Apparently, some hugs are more deregulated than others.
Original Article Summary | Author: Joel Khalili, Vittoria Elliott, Eric Geller, Andy Greenberg, Tim Marchman, Jason Parham, Makena Kelly, Vas Panagiotopoulos
Since Donald Trump assumed the U.S. presidency, there has been a notable reduction in the enforcement of crypto-related offenses, leaving a gap that could potentially facilitate rule violations. Trump's administration has dismantled Biden-era crypto enforcement policies, scaling back the civil enforcement division targeting the crypto industry and offering pardons to previously convicted executives. A letter from Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche announced the DOJ's decision to deprioritize certain crypto business prosecutions, disbanding the National Cryptocurrency Enforcement Team. The DOJ will no longer target exchanges, mixing services, and wallets for end-user acts or incidental regulatory breaches but will continue prosecuting severe crimes involving crypto. This shift aligns with the SEC's reduced actions against crypto firms, including distancing from memecoins. Trump's recent pardons and SEC's pending case adjustments reflect these regulatory changes. The DOJ and SEC retreats are seen as potentially harmful regulatory gaps unless a comprehensive rulebook is established.

Here’s What They Meant To Say

Ignoring the Obvious

Isn’t it just adorable how since taking office, the US has seemingly decided that crypto-related offenses are nothing to sweat over? Because, truly, who needs regulations when you have cryptocurrency, the free-wheeling, make-believe money of the libertarian dream?

Trump’s Bitcoin Hugging Days

Enter Donald Trump, the self-proclaimed bitcoin savior. Apparently, Trump’s administration has been working diligently to dismantle Biden-era crypto enforcement. Oh, the horror! The Department of Justice (DOJ) is apparently kicking back, rather than pursuing those pesky crypto criminals. They’ve even disbanded the National Cryptocurrency Enforcement Team, because why bother?

The DOJ’s New Priorities

And guess what? The DOJ has decided not to focus on going after crypto businesses for little things like money laundering or licensing. These crypto exchanges and services can now operate without looking over their shoulders-because enforcing regulations is so last administration, right? But don’t worry, they’ll still chase the obvious baddies like terrorists, drug dealers, and hackers. Small comfort for those expecting a crackdown on crypto shenanigans.

The Wild, Wild West of Crypto

According to Christopher LaVigne, formerly of the prosecution gig, there’s hope for some clarity in the regulations. But until that magical rulebook arrives, it’s practically open season in the crypto wild west. The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) seems to agree, with a noticeable retreat from its previously aggressive stance.

In true entrepreneurial spirit, President Trump and Melania jumped on the memecoins bandwagon, with these new-age ventures seemingly free to ride the speculation wave unchecked. Meanwhile, big forgivers like Trump have been pardoning crypto-misconduct left and right. Gotta love that audacity!

In summary, if you thought crypto regulation was essential for a stable financial future, prepare to be amused. The current administration is rolling back controls and letting crypto fly free. Innovate away, crypto world-who needs rules, anyway?

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