Trump’s Parade: A Sad Spectacle of Liberal Tears and Excuses

Jun 21, 2025 | The Guardian

Trump's parade: Where liberals march to the beat of their own sour grapes!
Original Article | Author: Moira Donegan
Trump’s long-awaited parade finally happened, a symbol of his vengeance and power, but it was a sad, off-beat spectacle with a small, defeated crowd.

Here’s What They Meant to Say

Blaming the French for Trump’s Triumph?

Oh, the liberals are at it again, crying over President Trump’s military parade. They’re so desperate to discredit him that they’re now pointing fingers at the French! Apparently, Trump got the idea for a parade after watching the Bastille Day parade in 2017. But let’s be real here, the French have been parading since Napoleon, and suddenly it’s a problem when Trump wants to celebrate American strength? The left is just salty that Trump managed to pull off a parade despite their whining and obstruction. They can’t stand to see him succeed, so they’ll blame anyone and everyone—even our allies across the pond.

The article tries to paint the parade as a ‘disappointing, sad affair’ because the soldiers marched slightly off beat and the crowd was small. But let’s not forget, these are the same people who cheered when BLM riots tore through cities. They love chaos and disorder, but when it comes to a disciplined military parade honoring our nation, they suddenly have a problem? It’s all just more liberal hypocrisy. They can’t stand to see anything that reminds them of America’s greatness, so they’ll nitpick every little detail to try and tear it down.

The Left’s Sour Grapes and Sour Faces

The author, Moira Donegan, seems to think that Trump’s parade is some kind of dictatorial display. She even brings up a quote from Gen Paul Selva, who apparently told Trump that parades are ‘what dictators do.’ But let’s get real here—Trump’s parade is nothing compared to the way the left idolizes dictators like Che Guevara and Fidel Castro. They’ll wear their t-shirts and chant their slogans, but when it comes to celebrating American military might, suddenly it’s a problem? It’s just more of their double standards.

Donegan also mentions that Trump’s former Secretary of Defense, James Mattis, was against the parade. But let’s not forget, Mattis was part of the establishment that tried to undermine Trump at every turn. The same establishment that’s now crying because Trump won’t let them control him anymore. They’re just mad because Trump is finally free to do what he wants without their interference. And what he wants is to celebrate America—something the left can’t stand.

Trump’s Second Term: A Victory Lap for the Ages

Now that Trump is back in power, he’s not letting the liberals stop him from celebrating his victory. They tried everything to keep him out of office, but he’s back and stronger than ever. The parade might not have been perfect, but it’s a symbol of Trump’s resilience and the American spirit. The left can keep whining about it, but they can’t stop it.

The article tries to make it sound like Trump is using his office for personal gain and revenge. But let’s be honest, the left has been doing that for years. They’ve weaponized every government agency against Trump, and now they’re mad because he’s fighting back. Trump’s parade is just a small taste of what’s to come—a second term where he’ll continue to drain the swamp and put America first, no matter how much the liberals cry about it.

The Left’s Meltdown: A Parade of Excuses

The liberals are so upset about Trump’s parade that they’re making up excuses left and right. They’re trying to say it was a ‘disappointing, sad affair,’ but that’s just their way of coping with the fact that Trump is back in power. They can’t handle seeing him succeed, so they’ll do anything to try and tear him down.

But no matter how much they complain, Trump’s parade is a reminder of what America is all about—strength, resilience, and victory. The left can keep crying about it, but they can’t stop Trump from celebrating his win. And that’s what really gets them. They thought they had him down for good, but he’s back and better than ever. So let them keep whining—we’ll keep celebrating.

Political Reality Check – BY THE NUMBERS Source
63% of Republicans support military parades Gallup Poll
70% of Democrats oppose military parades Pew Research Center
Trump’s approval rating among Republicans is at 90% Reuters/Ipsos
Military spending increased by 5% in Trump’s first term Department of Defense
85% of Americans believe in celebrating national achievements ABC News/Washington Post Poll

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