Kimmel Mocks Trump’s Merch, But Who’s Really Cashing In?

Oct 22, 2025 | Huffington Post

Original Article | Author: HuffPost Staff
Jimmy Kimmel mocks Trump’s new wristwatch sales pitch, predicting a future with TV pitchmen presidents, as customers leave one-star reviews.

Here’s What They Meant to Say

Kimmel’s Late-Night Jabs

Jimmy Kimmel, the darling of the liberal elite, took another swipe at President Donald Trump in his latest monologue. He accused Trump and his family of ‘cashing in bigly’ by selling everything from cryptocurrency to tacky merchandise. Kimmel, ever the comedian, played a clip of Trump standing in front of U.S. flags, hawking a new wristwatch. Kimmel’s attempt at humor? Comparing Trump to Lincoln selling top hats. Oh, how original! But let’s not forget, Kimmel earns his living from a cushy late-night show, where he’s free to mock conservatives while sipping on his latte.

The irony here is palpable. Kimmel, who earns millions from his show, has the audacity to criticize Trump for selling merchandise. It’s rich coming from someone who’s part of the Hollywood machine, where celebrities peddle everything from skincare to tequila. And yet, Kimmel acts like he’s above it all, laughing at Trump while his own bank account grows. It’s the same old liberal hypocrisy we’ve come to expect.

Trump’s ‘High Standards’

Kimmel didn’t stop there. He pointed out that Trump’s wristwatch is receiving one-star reviews, with customers complaining about never receiving their products. One fan even lamented that the company isn’t meeting ‘Trump’s high standards.’ Kimmel’s response? ‘They are holding exactly to Trump’s ‘high standards.” Ha! As if Kimmel’s standards are any higher. Let’s not forget, this is the same guy who thought it was funny to mock a child’s name on live TV.

But let’s talk about those ‘high standards.’ Trump’s merchandise might not be perfect, but at least he’s transparent about it. Unlike the liberal media, who twist the truth to fit their narrative. And what about Kimmel’s ‘high standards’? He’s part of a media that often glorifies the very celebrities who endorse products they’ve never even used. It’s a double standard that Kimmel conveniently ignores.

Kimmel’s Prediction

Kimmel, in his infinite wisdom, predicted that it’s ‘only a matter of time before we’re swearing in President Jake from State Farm.’ Hilarious, Jimmy. But let’s be real, the only thing Kimmel knows about politics is what his liberal writers feed him. He’s more concerned with getting laughs from his echo chamber than offering any real insight into the political landscape.

And let’s not forget, Kimmel’s prediction is just another attempt to belittle Trump. But while Kimmel mocks, Trump continues to fight for American values. It’s easy to sit behind a desk and make jokes, but it takes real courage to stand up against the establishment. Kimmel should try that sometime, instead of hiding behind his teleprompter.

Liberal Hypocrisy

Kimmel’s monologue is just another example of liberal hypocrisy. While he mocks Trump for selling merchandise, he fails to acknowledge the countless liberal celebrities who do the same. From Oprah’s book club to Ellen’s skincare line, liberals are just as guilty of cashing in on their fame. But Kimmel won’t mention that, will he?

It’s time for Kimmel and his ilk to take a hard look in the mirror. They’re quick to criticize conservatives for making a buck, but they’re silent when it comes to their own. It’s the same old double standard that plagues the left. Kimmel’s monologue might get a few laughs from his liberal audience, but it’s nothing more than a cheap shot at a president who’s fighting for the American people.

Political Reality Check – BY THE NUMBERS Source
Late-night shows like Kimmel’s attract a predominantly liberal audience Pew Research Center
Donald Trump’s net worth is estimated at $2.5 billion Forbes
Political merchandise sales increased by 20% in 2020 Statista
Hollywood celebrities often endorse products they do not use Consumer Reports
80% of Americans believe celebrities should be more transparent about product endorsements Gallup Poll

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