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Top Illinois Democrat readies a Senate bid — and tells people she has major backing
Ambitious Illinois Democrats are already gearing up for a potential Senate seat opening in 2026, as longtime Sen. Dick Durbin may retire. Among the contenders is Illinois Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton, who has reportedly been telling allies that she has significant political support for a bid. While other Democrats are also eyeing the position, Stratton’s close ties to Gov. J.B. Pritzker and key Democratic donors could give her an edge in what is expected to be a heated primary battle.
Here’s What They Meant To Say
Another Democrat Climbing the Ladder of Political Entitlement
Ah yes, another Illinois Democrat setting her sights on Washington, convinced she’s owed a seat in the Senate before the current one is even vacant. Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton is already whispering to allies that she has the right connections and the right friends in high places—because in Democratic politics, it’s not about what you bring to the table, but who you know.
The Usual Suspects Lining Up for a Power Struggle
Stratton’s close relationship with Gov. J.B. Pritzker—the billionaire who has turned Illinois into a left-wing utopia of high taxes and reckless spending—certainly doesn’t hurt her chances. And of course, the Democratic donor class is already lining up to ensure their chosen candidate gets the nod. The people of Illinois? Oh, they’ll just be expected to rubber-stamp whichever insider the party machine selects.
Because Meritocracy Is Overrated
At the end of the day, this is just another episode of the Democratic Party’s favorite show: “Pass the Power Around.” It’s not about fresh ideas or serving the people—it’s about making sure the right players get their turn at the big table. But hey, why should voters expect anything different from Illinois’ political dynasty?