Oh, The Horror: A 2-Year-Old U.S. Citizen ‘Deported’ (Insert Dramatic Music Here)

Apr 29, 2025 | Huffington Post

Oh, The Horror: A 2-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Deported
Original Article | Author: Jasper Ward
A federal judge has criticized the Trump administration for deporting a 2-year-old U.S. citizen, referred to as “V.M.L.,” without due process. The child was deported alongside her mother, who chose to take her to Honduras. V.M.L.’s father is seeking her return to the U.S. The American Civil Liberties Union called this a “shocking abuse of power,” asserting it violates ICE's directives on minor children. Despite the deportation, V.M.L. remains eligible to enter the U.S. The case highlights ongoing concerns about U.S. deportation practices, particularly involving citizens.

Here’s What They Meant to Say

Judge Plays Drama Queen Over Deportation

Apparently, the left is up in arms because the Trump administration’s ICE managed to ‘deport’ a self-proclaimed U.S. citizen toddler. Cue the outrage orchestra! A federal judge, clearly auditioning for daytime TV, claimed the process wasn’t ‘meaningful’. Well, meaning is subjective, isn’t it?

The Plot Thickens with Emotional Overload

Of course, Hollywood-oh wait, the courtroom-wasn’t without its tear-jerking audio moments. Daddy heard mommy and the kids sobbing while reminding her that their little angel was a U.S. citizen. But lo and behold, mom wanted to go back to Honduras with her child. So much for family values, right?

ACLU to the ‘Rescue’ with Hyperbolic Headlines

Naturally, the ACLU decided to jump on the bandwagon, pulling out bombastic terms like ‘abuse of power’. According to them, it seems ICE is supposed to babysit every kid in America. Seriously, where’s the gratitude for ICE keeping our borders safe?

Trump’s Immigration Policy Ruffles the Usual Feathers

And predictably, this provides yet another opportunity for the left to bash Trump over his immigration policies. They feign horror over non-citizen deportations like it’s going out of style while refusing to address the real issue: illegal immigration. But why let facts get in the way of feelings?

Well, there you have it, folks. Another day, another melodrama designed to distract us from the real issues. But don’t worry, they’ll find something new to cry about tomorrow. Until next time, remain grounded in reality and don’t get swept up by the theatrics.

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