An Anticlimactic Gathering of the Media Mildlings

Apr 29, 2025 | The Guardian

An Anticlimactic Gathering of the Media Mildlings capturing the essence of an underwhelming event.
Original Article
| Author: David Smith in Washington
The annual White House journalists' dinner is expected to be a somber affair, lacking the typical humor from presidents and comedians. Amid Donald Trump's attacks on the press and the growing influence of the Maga media ecosystem, the event will likely feel more like a wake for traditional media. Critics argue that legacy media is struggling to effectively respond to Trump's divisive strategies and the changing media landscape.

Here’s What They Meant to Say

The Whimpering White House Correspondents’ Dinner

The once-glamorous White House Correspondents’ Dinner is now a lamentation pit for the media. Instead of laughter, both presidents and comedians seem to be skipping the stage. Critics are saying it might as well be a wake for the so-called ‘legacy media,’ which apparently can’t recover from Trump’s masterful divide-and-conquer strategy. But hey, nobody wants Trump at the dinner, right? Not when he’s been labeled as ‘the enemy of the people’ by the very journalists who supposedly pride themselves on objectivity.

Hypocrisy and Cowardice: A New Tradition

With the comedian Amber Ruffin’s invitation withdrawn-because calling people ‘murderers’ is apparently not dinner-appropriate-the media elite show just how nervous they are about their own relevance. Clutching their pearls, some hail it as an ethical decision, while others scoff at it as media cowardice. Yet, they all gather in the echo chamber to celebrate ‘quality journalism’ in a dramatic show of self-congratulation. It just never gets old watching them pat each other on the back for their stunned silence in the wake of Trump’s success.

What Are They Celebrating, Exactly?

Kurt Bardella hits the nail on the head when questioning what exactly this hodgepodge of ‘media elites’ is celebrating. Having been ‘neutered and embarrassed,’ what’s on the menu besides bitter disappointment? While celebrities and elites once clamored to attend, now they must endure what Bardella dubs a ‘collective bitch fest.’ Truly, the hypocrisy runs deep as they throw a tiresome party lamenting their own failures while somehow managing to shirk true introspection.

Scared Yet? Time to Get in Line

Sally Quinn paints quite the picture of the dinner, declaring it the worst event in Washington ‘every year.’ Just imagine being stuck in a hotel with thousands of miffed journalists, all griping about bad food and long queues. It’s enough to make anyone long for the good old days of glamour and optimism. But alas, Washington is too grim for laughter, and journalists are just too scared, she says. Poor things! Covering Trump is apparently the most joyless job on earth. Somehow, bemoaning him has become their full-time gig.

So, fret not about this year’s no-show celebrity roster; the media has plenty of grumbling to keep them entertained. Call this bash what you will, just don’t call it fun.

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